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Dumbest kid in the world

A young boy Bobos, enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer:
– This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls Bobo over and asks:
– Which one do you want, son?

Bobos takes the quarters and leaves.

– What did I tell you? said the barber. That kid never learns!

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees Bobos coming out of the ice cream store.
– Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?

Bobos licked his cone and replied:
– Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!


A clever elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted, so she told the artist:

– “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, an emerald bracelet, and a gold Rolex.”

– “But you’re not wearing any of those things!” the artist pointed out.

– “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I die before my husband. If he remarries right away, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”