Q: What happens to Snow White when she touches a hot wire?
A: She turns into Cinderella
Category Archives: English
How do you hide an elephant in a tree?
Q: How do you hide an elephant in a tree?
A: Paint his toes pink
– Have you ever seen an elephant in a tree with pink toes? No? then it obviously works
Dumbest kid in the world
A young boy Bobos, enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer:
– This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls Bobo over and asks:
– Which one do you want, son?
Bobos takes the quarters and leaves.
– What did I tell you? said the barber. That kid never learns!
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees Bobos coming out of the ice cream store.
– Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?
Bobos licked his cone and replied:
– Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!
Διάλογος σε καφενείο…
Πραγματικός διάλογος σε καφενείο:
Η κυρία απ’ την πόλη
– Μπορώ να έχω ένα φραπουτσίνο;
Κι ο καφετζής
– Δυστυχώς μου χάλασε η φραπουτσομηχανή!
Fun tonight?
Wife:
– Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband:
– Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
Just a thought for all the women out there
- MENtal illness
- MENstrual cramps
- MENtal breakdown
- MENopause
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?…and when we have real trouble it’s HISterectomy!!!!
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
A: Slippers!
We’ve got to talk
When a man says, “We’ve got to talk,” the woman hears:
– “We’re going to have a nice conversation.”
When a woman says, “We’ve got to talk,” a man hears:
– “Will the defendant please rise?”
Portait
A clever elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted, so she told the artist:
– “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, an emerald bracelet, and a gold Rolex.”
– “But you’re not wearing any of those things!” the artist pointed out.
– “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I die before my husband. If he remarries right away, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”
What did the can say to the can opener?
Q: What did the can say to the can opener?
A: You make me flip my lid.