Q: What happens to Snow White when she touches a hot wire?
A: She turns into Cinderella
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How do you hide an elephant in a tree?
Q: How do you hide an elephant in a tree?
A: Paint his toes pink
– Have you ever seen an elephant in a tree with pink toes? No? then it obviously works
Διάλογος σε καφενείο…
Πραγματικός διάλογος σε καφενείο:
Η κυρία απ’ την πόλη
– Μπορώ να έχω ένα φραπουτσίνο;
Κι ο καφετζής
– Δυστυχώς μου χάλασε η φραπουτσομηχανή!
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
A: Slippers!
We’ve got to talk
When a man says, “We’ve got to talk,” the woman hears:
– “We’re going to have a nice conversation.”
When a woman says, “We’ve got to talk,” a man hears:
– “Will the defendant please rise?”
What did the can say to the can opener?
Q: What did the can say to the can opener?
A: You make me flip my lid.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Q: What did the rug say to the floor?
A: I’ve got you covered!
A man complaining to a friend
– “I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman … then … pow! … it was all gone!”
– “What happened?” asked the friend.
– “Awww, my wife found out.”
What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello, hello.
What’s red and goes up and down?
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator.