Q: What is a volcano?
A: A mountain with the hiccups.
Category Archives: Kids
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Q: Why does a cow wear a bell?
A: Because her horns don’t work.
What do you find at the end of everything?
Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
A: The letter “g”.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
A: You can count on me.
How do you make antifreeze?
Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her blanket.