Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
A: Slippers!
Category Archives: One Liners
What did the can say to the can opener?
Q: What did the can say to the can opener?
A: You make me flip my lid.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Q: What did the rug say to the floor?
A: I’ve got you covered!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello, hello.
What’s red and goes up and down?
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldoser.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.
Woman in heaven?
What do u call a woman in heaven?
– An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
– A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
– PEACE ON EARTH!
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A: He called a toe truck.