A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present.
He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager:
– How much is that new Barbie in the window?
The Manager replied:
– Which one? We have:
- Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95
- Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95
- Barbie goes shopping’ for $19.95
- Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95
- Barbie goes to the nightclub for $19.95 and
- Divorced Barbie for $375.00
– Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the father asked.
The store manager replied:
– Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s boat, Ken’s dog, Ken’s cat, Ken’s furniture and all of Ken’s savings.