Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldoser.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.
Woman in heaven?
What do u call a woman in heaven?
– An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
– A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
– PEACE ON EARTH!
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A: He called a toe truck.
What is a volcano?
Q: What is a volcano?
A: A mountain with the hiccups.
Memory problem
One patient came in and said:
– ‘Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.’
The doctor asked,
– ‘When did it start?’
The man replied:
– ‘When did what start?’
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Q: Why does a cow wear a bell?
A: Because her horns don’t work.
His steak arrived too rare
John was furious when his steak arrived too rare.
– “Waiter,” he shouted, “Didn’t you hear me say ‘well done’?”
– “I can’t thank you enough, sir,” replied the waiter
– “I hardly ever get a compliment.”
What do you find at the end of everything?
Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
A: The letter “g”.