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My last fight with my wife

My wife walked into the den & asked “What’s on the TV?”

I replied

– “Dust”.

And that’s how the fight started…..

Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

A: You can count on me.

I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

– ‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ she said.

So I suggested,

– ‘How about the kitchen?’

And that’s when the fight started….

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

– ‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’

He said,

– ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’

– ‘Nah, she can order for herself.’

And that’s when the fight started…..

Q: How do you make antifreeze?

A: You steal her blanket.

– He heard it had great circulation.

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied,

– “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started…..