Wife:
– Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband:
– Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
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A man complaining to a friend
– “I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman … then … pow! … it was all gone!”
– “What happened?” asked the friend.
– “Awww, my wife found out.”
Σοβαρό πρόβλημα
Ρε Γιώργο, έχω ένα σοβαρό πρόβλημα με τη γυναίκα μου…
– Τι πρόβλημα, ρε Μήτσο;
– Κάθε μέρα μου ζητάει ένα σωρό λεφτά… Τη Δευτέρα 100 ευρώ, την Τρίτη 200 ευρώ, την Τετάρτη 250 ευρώ…
– Όπα σιγά! Και τι τα κάνει τόσα λεφτά, ρε Μήτσο;
– Ξέρω και γω… Μήπως της τα δίνω;
Anniversary trip
I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
– ‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ she said.
So I suggested,
– ‘How about the kitchen?’
And that’s when the fight started….
Steak medium rare please
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
– ‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’
He said,
– ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’
– ‘Nah, she can order for herself.’
And that’s when the fight started…..